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At BubbaBritches.com, we take your privacy as seriously as we take our pre-stained underwear. This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, share, and protect your personal information when you visit our website, make a purchase, or otherwise interact with us.
1. Collecting Personal Information
When you visit BubbaBritches.com, we may collect the following information:
- Personal Details: Name, email address, phone number, billing and shipping addresses.
- Payment Information: We process payments securely through third-party providers and do not store your credit card details.
- Purchase History: To help us improve your experience and send you hilarious promotional offers.
- Device & Browsing Data: Including IP address, browser type, and cookies (see below).
2. Using Personal Information
We collect and use your information to:
- Process and ship your orders (because you deserve those legendary skids ASAP).
- Improve our website experience and product selection.
- Provide customer support (yes, we answer emails about pre-stained underwear).
- Send promotional emails and updates (only if you opt-in—we hate spam too).
- Analyze website traffic and user behavior to make sure we’re delivering the best streak-worthy experience.
3. Sharing Personal Information
We DO NOT sell or rent your information. However, we may share your data with:
- Payment processors (to complete transactions).
- Shipping providers (so your dirty little package arrives on time).
- Marketing partners (only if you consent to receiving marketing emails).
- Legal authorities if required by law (but if the government is investigating pre-stained underwear, we have bigger problems).
4. Customers’ Rights with Regards to Their Personal Information
You have the right to:
✅ Access the personal data we have about you.
✅ Correct or update your information.
✅ Request deletion of your data (but if you've ordered, we legally have to keep transaction records).
✅ Opt-out of marketing emails at any time—just hit unsubscribe (we promise not to guilt-trip you).
5. Use of Cookies 🍪
Like most websites, we use cookies to improve your browsing experience. These may:
- Help us remember what’s in your cart (because one pair of skid-marked briefs is never enough).
- Track site analytics so we know which products are making people laugh the hardest.
- Deliver relevant ads (because you might want to gift these bad boys to all your friends).
You can disable cookies in your browser settings, but it may affect your shopping experience.
6. Contact Information
If you have any questions about this policy or just want to say "Hey, I love your pre-stained underwear!", you can reach us at:
📧 Email: info@bubbabritches.com
💩 Thanks for trusting BubbaBritches.com with your data—we promise to handle it better than you handled last night’s Taco Bell. 🚽🔥
